I have called Sean a Chatty Patty for a long time now, in fact, sometimes his chatter alone is enough to exhaust me. I thought that Chatty Patty was what very talkative people were called - it rhymes, it's a descriptive name, it's cute, ect... Right? No. The phrase is really Chatty Kathy - named after a doll in the 50's or something. What kind of marketing is that??? Well, we're sticking with Patty because it's better. So there.
"Mommy, I'm a chatty Patty. A chatty Patty is someone who chats all the time. Aunt Amanda is a chatty Patty too. Do you know why I'm a chatty Patty?
"No, why?"
"Because I want to get all my words out before I die. When I am dead I won't have anything to say. That's why I talk right when I wake up in the morning. You can't say anything when you are dead. You know, like some people can't walk. Or how some people don't have legs or arms or fingers."
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